Interesting ways that I have been addressed this week...

"lady do you have national geographic type of books?" (elderly woman) "Ok, thank you lady..."

"Hi new person." (teens)

"labaaarian" (snot congested preschooler)

"teacher lady" (grade 2 class)

"Hello Librarian, how are you today?" (On the phone, often, as though I am a robot) My response next time - "Why, I'm very well, Library Patron thank you for asking."

"Hello, I spoke to your secretary earlier...and I wondered if..." (this is the best yet, WOW, my SECRETARY!!!)