Tonight, on reference at small public library:
"Helloooo sweetie pie."
"Um, hi"
"Aren't you a pretty girl."
"How can I help you?"
"I haven't seen you here before."
(I smile - in what I believe to be a clueless friendly manner, a girl next door way)
"Let's see, what's your name? Bends over and squints, staring at my chest..."
"Well, this is a book that Indigo has and I think you don't..." (hands over paper)
"Okay, let's look it up and..."
"Oh listen to them sneeze without covering their mouths! I didn't used to care, but now days..."
"Oh, Oh, Oh, more sneezing! "
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