Friday, April 28, 2006

Amusing Little People

Phone rings in children's deparment. I answer.

Hello, I'm looking for my children.

Oh, okay. What do they look like?

Er, well it's a pro-d day so I bet they're the only kids there.

Uh, yes, do they have brown hair? Okay then, just a minute.

Children come over to phone, quite excited. There's a phone call for us?

Little boy picks up phone. HELLO MOM! In loud excited voice. Listens...

NOOOOOooooooooh! Nooooooooooh! I don't want to get my hair cut!!! NOOOOOoooooh! Tell Auntie Sally not so short!

Nooooooh! He hangs up the phone.

The little sister smiles sweetly and says, Thank You!

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