Outdated interior design books.

Should we be encouraging people to update their homes to what was in vogue in 1993?

Of course, just because we have the book doesn't mean we promote the content, we are simply allowing people to exercise free will and furnish their homes in outmoded and distasteful styles...
Every single book, the good, the bad, and the ugly have high circulation in this section - I can't weed anything!

I couldn't even weed:

"My Name Isn't Martha, But I Can Decorate My Home (Book One of A Series)"

Tragically, we only have the first book in the series.

Other Happenings...

Don't Like Dewey?

Where is the adult non-fiction section?

It starts at zero, right behind me.

Oh. That's a lotta books (dramatic pause).

(So you think you're a Funny guy eh?)

Well do you know what one your looking for?

We find it. Author: Chris Rock. Yeah, that guy actually wrote a book.

Telephone Etiquette:

Answer Phone: Hello --- Library, Information Desk...

Ann Perry!!!

Okay, can you explain? (I'm just being stubborn, I don't like having author names shouted in my ear)

Ann Perry!!!

I'm sorry, are you looking for a specific title by the author Ann Perry (demonstrating full sentence use, much in the way one demonstrates writing full sentences for grade one students)

Hurrrumph! Yes, of course I know what title.

QUESTION OF THE DAY:

Are you allowed to smoke in the library?